Friday, August 21, 2026

About Me

Name: K.M. Faulkner
Online Name: SirKasanator
Birthday: July 14th, 2004 (Triple 7 birthday, 7/(7+7)/2004)
Astrological Zodiac: Cancer Wood Monkey
Sex/Gender: Male
Pronouns: [Woke level not reached]
Sexuality: Women and Hiroshi Abe
Biography: I'm K.M. Faulkner, the mystical Rizzard of Oz.
Interests: Writing, film, music, art, video games, comedy, Japan, geography, history, philosophy, religion, mythology, folklore, occultism, supernatural entities, aliens, animals, plants, science, architecture, trains, cars, beautiful women.
Homeworld: Earth
Country: United States of America
Fun Facts: (1) I'm known for having a racially/ethnically ambiguous appearance. (2) My flinch rate is incredibly fast. (3) I'm distantly related to William Faulkner and Waylon Jennings. (4) From 2026 to 2028, it's illegal for me to own a cleaning company. (5) I've been mistakenly inducted into and kicked out of the Order of the Arrow and the National Honor Society.
Random Question: (Q) The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog? (A) Kissing princesses.

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